operation harelip BJ is a go
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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