I got chris browned last night
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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