Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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