I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
