i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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