Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
You're like the curious george of whores
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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