it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Randomize
