he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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