so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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