I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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