The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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