question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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