I wish i was in the wii world.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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