The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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