i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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