whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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