Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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