yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Randomize
