Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
