i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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