We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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