Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Randomize
