hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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