Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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