ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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