she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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