have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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