yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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