Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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