in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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