What a fucking waste of an outfit
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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