Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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