laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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