Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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