Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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