That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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