At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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