Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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