Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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