Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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