I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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