Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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