Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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