I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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