He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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