I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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