with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
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