This girl is more easily done than said...
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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