we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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