fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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