we have officially lost it.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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