So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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