just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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