with your own penis?
"it" just moved
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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