This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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